Rose McGowan did it better.

Get thee to a female friendly seed shop. They usually have vibrators that you can test on your hand to determine the speed/feel. Hitachi is great but it’s very intense and some women don’t like that kind of stimulation on their clit. Consider a bullet, but not from a novelty firm, go with the high end SEC you…

So, seriously, what can we do. Right now.

Legalize, tax, regulate and audit. Specifically, have the IRS conduct audits and use the proceeds to fund the IRS. Win on both sides!

What OkCupid and Meetup (see poly groups) are not good enough for this?

Median for US based employees or any? For which entity when we talk about multi-nationals and their messed up legal entity structure.

So can she play Kate Daniels in my fantasies of it being an HBO (or Netflix) show?

Your career is on track, you meet someone compatible who you love. You get married. Work stress comes into play, or the children don’t come out as easy as expected, in any case fractures start forming. You look around and you figure, I can do this sh*t on my own, I’m tired of compromising... Boom, divorce town.

Read something that puts you on the mood and then finish off with a good vibrator.

Oh racism, you irrepressible scamp... *sob*.

Seriously, with Apple’s hundred of billion dollar war chest they couldn’t just pay this out of pocket for 3 months?

If she’s not working from a cubicle with florescent lighting, it’s not realistic.

And dark curtains that are closed during the day to block the sun from heating your house.

Not only UEFA, but the South American powerhouses need to step up.

If you do a Google Image search on her name, you’ll see the picture of them in the marriage bureau and her body language screams that she wants to be as far away from this @#%& as possible. And then there is another of her crying as he signs the marriage license.

Heterosexual women spend so much time acting as the keeper of men’s feelings. There’s this entire category of emotional labor around their insecurities.

The ability not to compromise...

In a lot of ways this isn’t new in NYC. Depending on the neighborhood, you would see a population divide by the block... aka, they don’t rent to non-white tenants ever.

You should check out Joey W Hill. Great characters and mind-blowing BDSM.

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