Was Garner too busy that weekend? He'd do ads for ANYTHING, so there's really no excuse...

Terrible idea. The beam pattern is wrong and you'll blind everybody going the other way while leaving road signs unlit. Worse than fogged plastic.

The planes were only grounded for about a day. They're flying again.

Why can't we all just get along?!

I've not seen any that were terribly entertaining, so I have a new favorite now.

Better, but then it comes across as S2000.

So much for the incredible BMW double-locking system. BMW-the only car capable of locking an idiot thief inside the car but unable to keep a good one from stealing it even faster than another make.

27.

Mazda's grin removal is no more thorough or convincing than Vincent D'Onofrio.

Only the Audis ran.

Because douchebagcar.

Are you crazy? CP.

I think that the DeLorean and the Esprit in fact share a steel backbone.

Too bad about the new comments system. This is huge and should be seen by all, but won't be.

Indeed, you shouldn't. You also shouldn't get comments deleted for criticizing the comments system, which definitely happened last time there was an "upgrade" to the Gawker system. Just the same, I'm glad somebody recognized the need and filled it here.

I don't know. When I was 9, I was into Transformers.

As he gets older, he'll doubtless accumulate a battery of amped up charges. His current trouble could lead to something worse if he doesn't get some resistance.

Good thing, too. A crash above 8 would be fatal in there.

Why a Dart coupe? Shouldn't he have a...Royal Monaco?

I don't think the comments are working.