A "turbo" powered by electricity is a supercharger. Just sayin'.

If I knew the length of the inside cargo area, I'd know which sizes of roller-drawer toolboxes would fit in the back. Put several down each side of the cargo area with enough room to lie down between them to choose tools and parts from within. There might even be enough room left over for a 30lb tank of liquid…

I think it's more of a cat joke.

There's a lot of deserved love for wagons here on Jalopnik, even custom jobs. However, this spoils the XJS for me. I think of quite a few foreign cars by what domestic they most remind me of, and the XJS is a Dodge Charger. Chargers (read this, Chrysler) are supposed to have a long hood, short deck, big muscle, and…

"Skill-and-Bones Illuminati Freemasons United" Really? Masons? Can't think of any other groups to shame today?

Big involuntary laugh, though I'm alone. Absolutely hilarious! #cotdnomination

The "Mid-engine Italian supercar for the price of a used Mondeo" episode. Also had a power test of the Zonda F, to show what a new supercar can do by comparison.

Livery=hired car. Think taxi for people who are too good to ride in a taxi.

That's a lot of old cool for $15,000.

I hope that didn't take too long to figure out. It would take multiple WTF accidents to do what damage some of them had.

He's a state rep, not US national figure. I promise the people in both states knew about this plenty well.

Upshifts at full throttle while driving in gridlock through a blinding cloud of tire spray? I shit somebody else's pants when I watched that part.

A very needy R5 T2 is a money pit, especially in this country. RE5PECT, but not buy.

It's worth noting that the aptly-named "Death Cap" looks very ordinary, and people who were dying from eating poison mushrooms described most of them as tasting just fine. If you're hungry in the woods, almost anything else would be a better bet than mushrooms.

Good luck getting anyone to sign off on that.

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I lol'd

Firemen pried it open to make sure the fire was out.

The railroad handcar. Exhausting to use, limited ability to negotiate terrain (as in whatever you come to is it), and easily smashable by the other machines whose paths it shares. If you're on a handcar, be ready to bail, and wonder at how your life has become like a Wile E. Coyote cartoon.