Proof that the fast and loose “Disney agenda” is a threat to liberty itself.

I hear the heir to the throne is a former vagrant and thief who used lies and manipulation to marry his way into royalty. This man’s only friends are a monkey and a rug- a genetically-modified, sentient rug. His record of harassing and assaulting law enforcement is lengthy, and he’s been known to visit brothels.

Here’s the thing.

Um, did no one see the Aladdin documentary? They created a super solider called “G.E.N.I.E” which could do anything. As an American, it is our duty to bomb the shit out of them to make sure they don’t have a chance to use it before we do on us. I’m pushing back on this one.

A person with a serious mental illness, flat out, does NOT belong in a contemporary american prison. They aren’t structured to manage or treat them. If they’re sentenced to incarceration, they need to be held in a psychiatric hospital or residential treatment center until they either complete their sentence or are…

in solitary for 23 hours a day for years with few moments of human contact and the aforementioned “loaf” for food

Upset Nome court:

“Hey, does this look racist?”

The reality is that unconscious bias is enough to cause gross racial inequality in how law enforcement interacts with the public. You don’t have to “be a racist” which seems to be what people think bias means... like, you have to be burning a flag on someone’s yard on your way back from a KKK rally to be racially…

LAPD: Don’t worry, we’re all good here.

This month I fully investigated myself and found myself guilty of being awesome. This, of course, was a completely unbiased investigation with comprehensive notes and interviews with my grandparents who know me to be without any flaws whatsoever. I’m pretty much perfect in every way.

I’m not sure it needed a reboot of any kind, but if someone was going to do it, this is the way to go. I will watch this and probably enjoy the hell out of it.

kinja’s been borked this morning. it seems to be better now though.

Falling into vaginas?

I think something inside my brain just broke.

EVERYTHING IS GARBAGE