Because Goofy is actually a dude in a dog costume, and Pluto is an actual pet dog. Duh!

Ain’t that the truth!

Yeeeeeeeeeeessssss! Spork FTW! ....especially if one lives in Cork.....

Fuck you One Direction!

Don’t you mean aspirin? It’s supposedly the club for vaginas.

+1 star because I love your name!

“I’d vote for Bernie, though. I don’t agree with anything he says, but at least he’s telling the truth.”

Wow, a video of dogs I hate watching. Good job Cruella....I mean Carly....

Oh those silly FauXstians...always needing to feel persecuted about something.

I agree, says the gal with a horrific polyester allergy!

It’s like Chewbacca and the Stay Puft Marshmallow man had a baby....

That’s what I wanna know too!

Any of the numerous combinations of cool whip, pudding/jello mix, mini marshmallows, some kind of tinned fruit, and sometimes nuts, that passes for “salad” around here. Blech.

What in the holy hell is that? Belly button lint? A spider? Some sort of alien creature? .....I accidentally looked to long and it appeared to be moving!!!

“Life would be heavenly and rhapsodic if women had the personality and temperament of dogs”

I’m not sure if this qualifies as about my looks, but it does to me. Thanks to DDD in practically all of my spine, I started developing an abnormal gate a couple years ago. I have to use a walking aid at all times as well.

The bottom line is stupid, however if I get into to why I feel it's stupid, I'll be entering deep conversation territory. I am not prepared to engage in deep meaningful conversation atm, I'm actually trying to actively avoid them right now. It is preparing to rain + I have arthritis = pain = fuzzy mind b/c I can't…

It may work, but it is stupid and morally objectionable (imo.)

Yes, I said maybe it's just that particular store, but they obviously need more training. That Lowe's should train their employees to be able to actually help people.

How did this turn into a discussion of Home Depot's training practices? As I stated in my first comment, the closest Home Depot is almost 2 1/2hrs away from me. I don't go to Home Depot as I do not have hundreds of dollars to waste on gas every time I need to fix something. Therefore, I have no idea how they train…