I want a cat that can write while high, I'll name it Hunter S. Catson.

Two things. First: He sure sounds like a stand up guy*sarcasm* Second: A million dollars worth of shoes? What the frak?!

Tell her you object to the more than half a days worth of sodium in one chicken sandwich. Seriously, there's 1400mg of sodium in one regular chicken sandwich.

Excellent point. To quote someone way more hip than I, "Haters gonna hate."

"If someone wrote a book, explaining details of making drugs and then the best way to avoid police and sell them to kids at school.

Men's restrooms always seem to have an overwhelming stench of urine, which I find odd since they supposedly possess the ability to aim.

Coconut dreams are the next best thing to Samoas, and they're cheaper which is always a plus.

Yeah, it seems like every time I really have to pee there's a five minute wait for the ladies room:/

What?! They're not naming it Meatball?! Total let down...

Hell yeah! I applaud you sir! Although, I thought Mitt Romney partook in the finest selection of horse penises every time he goes to a dressage competition. I mean that is what they serve at those things right? Horse penis hors d'oeuvres? Gold plated crackers topped with a slice of horse penis and a sprinkling of baby…

Yeah, when I was a kid periods were portrayed as pretty glamorous too. I wasn't terrified of it, but realized I should have been once I finally got mine. Cramps, mood swings, blood that inevitably stains something each month no matter how many pads or super absorbent tampons used , constantly funneling money into…

I thought maybe he was developing Alzheimer's or dementia. He kind of reminded me of my grandfather (who has Alzheimer's) when he gets agitated. Of course, he could just be suffering from a guilty conscience I suppose.

I just saw something about raccoons on the news this morning. Never mess with a raccoon with babies, they are vicious.

I was just about to say the exact same thing. It's like you're in my brain...

Maybe that's just male exotic dancer speak for money and hormones....

Please don't remind me lol I totally agree with you on that one.

It's cool, I guess I just don't emote well in print lol I should probably work on that.

I'm not upset, and I did understand it was a joke. My first comment was meant as a lighthearted, but more realistic take on your comment. As for my second comment, I wasn't actually trying to aim that bit at you personally.

Yes, I do say lol Also, boys who game shouldn't ever be called effeminate, and male gamers should quit dropping gay slurs all over the place. Gaming should be A thing, not a male or female thing. Until someone figures out how to program all video games to be played via penis, quit acting like it's strange that women…

I dream of a future where gaming is considered "a thing," and everyone quits giving me crap for being a female gamer, and my head won't explode b/c heads don't normally explode from emotions.