That office is better than my entire apartment.

Why is it that the U.S. gets to host every Gold Cup?

If you're all working on the Funbag, who's doing play-by-play of the Tebow for TE story?

Poor Tahiti

How has the refereeing been as a whole in the playoffs? None of these things seem particularly bad and is definitely not costing teams games. I ask because I don't watch that many NBA games, but in the NHL the referees have made some outrageous mistakes at crucial times.

Is there a worse hygienic ritual than flossing? It sucks and we're supposed to do this every day? What percentage of the population do you think actually flosses daily? Like 10%?

Is there a more overrated place to fap than the shower? It's the worst.

What's the point of any of these if I can't take it back to my seat and comfortably eat it.

Have you ever thought about making your posts less amusing and funny? I read Deadspin mostly at work and get a few weird looks when I'm doing my best to stifle my laughter. On a related note, what's the best way to make people think you have a lot to do at work, when you don't, so that your boss doesn't give you…

When did Alex Semin get back from Russia?