Watched the game. Ovi was visibly upset in the box. And in the post game interview.

You would think the V6 wheels, tall sidewalls and lack of dual exhaust would have been a dead giveaway. Or lack of motor pics. Or the fact that the add states 6 Cylinders!

I thought they already killed the manual...

I really like the warning not to use 4WD over 50mph! 

At least you realized your mistake. Now hopefully you learn from it.

What parent has this kind of time!?

It’s a reflex.  It means their day is ending and they don’t have control over it.  Gone is opportunity.  Opportunity to do...whatever.  It doesn’t matter.  They’re inconsolable because they might miss out on something you are doing while they are asleep.

You might say he had trouble with the curve.

I used to work stocking the shelves on third shift and THIS is the correct answer.

Because you have to wire the Toyota engine to everything else in the car.

Came here to make a Paralympic joke but found this...

“Bolder” design philosophy? More like Boulder design philosophy.

And the Model X that spontaneously burnt down  on a frozen lake...

Everybody knows it’s “Salute” to “Orange Justice”, not the worm. Fucking noob.

Yup. And a whole mess of Tesla’s that have caught fire.

The Caps were never going to lose Holtby and Ovi in the offseason.

Agreed, but the window is closing at the end of THIS season.  So go for broke!

We’re in the minority, but I actively made the choice to walk away from football. I played fantasy. Watched my (then) beloved Packers every Sunday night. But there came a point, right after Carolina lost the SB, 1st game of the following season and Denver is actively headhunting Cam in the 1st Quarter. I couldn’t…

“Blue Jackets are, a little confusingly, all in”

They offered him a chance to get out last year, but he chose to stay.