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Just mount a stress ball to the floor behind it. Problem solved!

Except when the owner forgets to program the delay. And you spend an afternoon emptying one with only a few dollars in quarters. And then donate all the stuffed animals/toys to foster care.

I have black friends!

Does he get that Nike endorsement if he isn’t being blackballed?

Redskins hire import beer men.

After paying to see it 3x in the theater.

While nobody but the FBI has any definitive proof, Tyler has an excellent write up on a plausible explanation.

Hint: It’s not what’s AT the observatory, but rather WHAT ELSE you can see from the observatory.

I got u fam

When my little bro got married, he didn’t want the stripper experience.

Go watch her in Butter.  It’s hilarious!

I insure my 2015 V60 and my wifes 2018 Forester for $750/6 months through Progressive.

Have they fixed Bristol? Last time I watched a race was after the re-surfacing which eliminated the 2nd racing line.

Drew:  Nobody gives a duck about your fantasy team.

I cringe anticipating the “award” for WTOTD...

Not much is comfortable with a 40" waist.

Because apples come into season at the exact same time as football season starting.

How does a MI resident get to Cedar Point? Drive South until it stinks then turn left.

That’s great but what does this have to do with the METS?