BULL SHIT! Dude I sell Fords for a living. It's nowhere close to black. I have one sitting on the showroom floor right now. It's fucking blurple.

Good work sir!

HAHAHA

Nope. Hell the even the FIRE would make me think that...

Personal jetpacks FTW!!!

NO SHIT DUDE. I work in the auto industry and have for my whole career. I think I realize that...

This is quite normal for Benz.

Azure Blue! Don't insult my baby like that! lol

Kona Blue is almost purple. This is a welcome return to my inventory...

"Your job as a salesman is not to sell cars. That's the easy part. A fucking monkey can do that. What you do is first sell yourself, then sell the dealership. The car just comes along with it."

Hence why I'm on Jalopnik dude...

Hahahaha. Exactly!

I will not think of any alternative fuel vehicle as being the thing that saves us from oil until there are viable, daily-driveable PERFORMANCE MODELS. This means that we can not only keep the utilitarian aspects of cars, but the passion, the soul, and the lust that we all have for them for decades to come. Until they…

Those are the dealers that make the honest guys who work at dealerships want to punch the other guys right in the face. It makes us all look like crooks.

Nothing besides the electrics on that car would be 100% ruined by a couple of weeks of corrosion. It's all mendable.

Or leaving rally for NASCAR....

This is more of what I'm talking about...

Considering I work at a Ford dealership, and dealing with these cars/systems on a regular basis, I'd say they are 100% correct.

A driver of his status and you can't spell his name right? C'mon Justin...

Why the wheels over everything else? That engine, trans, suspension and even steering wheel must be worth quite a bit.