They tried this with a lacrosse ball, but the players kept replacing it with a cat.

Would have been far more effective in removing the lint had he started from the bottom.

Derek Jeter promptly quits team

Fuck you, man.

@ :26 seconds, I think it's the same guy.

Same kid?

"I completely agree" - Aldon Smith.

"YES! SYMBOLISM! THAT'S IT! RIGHT THERE!"

Why I oughta cymbalize his head...

"Well lookee who's out invading LeBron James's body instead of practicing with his teammates!"

No, they met Derrick Rose and LeBron... Derrick's just taking the picture.

This is a huge misunderstanding. They did meet Derrick Rose. He's just below frame collapsed on the ground.

I was sitting right behind Braun at this game and boos and cheater are the nicest things that were said.

I'm sad for the Chillie Poon vs. Shitavious Cook matchup, I don't want to see either go just yet.

I don't want to live in a world where I can't vote for Norman Bevis Many Fingers any more

Not known for his power, Peralta knew an upper-decker was likely out of the question; instead, he shortened up his stance, choked up a bit, and squeezed out a dribbler down the line.

The fan's standing there straight up, looking up at the ball and never moves toward Adams. No reason for Adams to shove him other than frustration,

If there are that few people at the game, does proposing on the Jumbotron still count as a "public" proposal?