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I think the 20th time will be the charm. Has trouble off the field. The rest don't have that.

I miss the old kinja days, where the first comment I saw would be hilarious. This dude in the "popular discussion" initial feed, is plain garbage. I want my free funny back.

I'M SO GLAD THAT EVERY FUCK SHIT DOUCHE BAG GOT TO LEARN THIS ON EVERY CHANNEL. FROM FACEBOOK TO DEADSPIN TO REDDIT, IT'S A SURE THING. (you shouldn't pay to go to a sporting event that you care about. Not even if you grew up watching them. Not even if you met them (Nomar!) not even if you saw them (Sammy,…

I thought handicapped people in wheelchairs wore shorts inside? This is obviously not a Degrassi High ball game. Although the Raptors made it look like one.

MISSOURI BASKETBALL PLAYER REPORTEDLY ARRESTED 621 TIMES THIS MORNING - "HEADLINE, DEADSPIN.COM CIRCA. 2114"

Never stop being you.

"Mom said it's ok if you stay the night."

+1

It almost kinda smells like you're baking a turd.

You're all winners tonight. Let's meet at the Pizza Hut where the rich kids dad is gonna try and fuck your mom.

1 Recommend = 1 Pray

Richie?

The fuck? Where's my Whatchamacallit?

The only thing Grizzlier than a neck tattoo is Copenhagen.

Child Please.

I don't see anything about Kendrick at all in his post. You're weird, go away.

Here's the thing; It's funny. If the name of a drink offends you, you have more problems than they do. Yeah, it's in poor taste but at least you know the owners/service have a sense of humor. The only thing about the ad that bothers me is the MS Word 3D Font.

This is the first time I wish deadspin would just shut the fuck up and report something else. We get it, he wanted his name in your mouth and he got it. It doesn't take 50 articles to say the same goddamn thing.