I’ve been trapped with an abusive manager for the past year. I’ve been having anxiety attacks, sleepless nights, had to start seeing a therapist. I’m damn near 40 years old and never in my life have I been in a situation like this.

RIP Lady Red.

I don’t need a conversation about the cycle of abuse if no other famous abusers need a conversation about the cycle of abuse. Did you need one for Bill Cosby? Did you need one for Weinstein? Why is Corey special? There have been dozens of articles written about this weirdo, he cannot stay out of the media. He has the…

So let’s not have a nuanced talk about the cycle of abuse, and how it’s playing out on the world stage, let’s devolve into ‘Corey Feldman has been wierd for a while' type talks, because it makes us all feel better for ignoring the rampant sexual abuse in Hollywood.

thanks Futurama 

If the worst thing rich people did with their money was own hobby farms, we’d be in a much better world. I’m more worried about what else Pratt throws his money at based on his religious views.

While I’m sure some fans call her that, Britney is obvi not known as Queen Bee, but I thought Beyonce was Queen Bey and it was the Bey Hive. I’m sure her fans will take any iteration. What a dumb and petty way to spend your time.

You’re 5000 candles in the wind, Prince Rupert.

Your Fantasy (Ludacris + Lil’ Kim)

Nuthin’ dumb about listening to Shaggy. I’m currently listening to Billie Eilish thanks to my own husband, who has a pretty unerring ear for good sound. Other than that, I have the Rheostatics new-this-year album on heavy rotation. And oddly, Tears for Fears are seeming apt these days. I don’t know where that came…

Found out my cat’s diabetes is caused by a tumor on her pituitary gland. There’s no way to treat it (surgery is risky and performed only at a few veterinary schools none of which is in my state; radiation is questionable, would take forever, and is only available 3 hours drive from my town; and it’s not like I can…

I’m impressed that at 70 she still wears high heels.  I’m half her age and gave up wearing heels five years ago.  Granted I have a lot more pounds per square inch on my feet.

If you’re not eating cake like this, you don’t deserve cake.

So tonight my 14-yr old dog collapsed and I managed to revive him, got him to an emergency vet where because of Covid 19, I couldn’t go inside with him - I had to leave him in the entry way of the clinic and then back out and shut the door. I then had to sit in my car with the vet calling me every 15 minutes with…

Hello everyone, I hope you are all doing well.

The only people fucking right now are couples who already live together but don’t have any kids. I can tell you for sure that nobody with children is even looking at each other right now, let alone boning. 

You know you’re old when the only person you care about in this Dirt Bag is Debi Mazar. 

I’ve got nothing tonight except that I am sick of all of this. I’ve avoided the news & my phone for the day and I was in a much better head space so I’m gonna stick with that for now.

I want my ashes mixed in with glitter and sprinkled from the ceiling onto the unsuspecting attendees while Kylie Minogue songs blast in the background.

Same Rockwell would be a great name for Sam Rockwell’s clone.