Who would you take on your dream girl’s trip?

So this more or less confirms that he's in a committed monogamous relationship with a Japanese body pillow named Kimiko, right?

Tell me about it. I was a normal looking 41-year-old in 2016. Just three years later and now I look like a 44-year-old Wilford Brimley.

So I guess I’m the only one feeling nostalgic after that little girl in the photo is old enough to enroll in college. And that it’s been three years since we’ve had a sane/non-senile/not-a-total-unrepentant-dick president.

He lives with his mom, or his mom lives with him (semantics), because they both agree it’s what is needed for his mental health, and that  isn’t kind to be snarky about.

an actress who plays a Manson Family member in the forthcoming Once Upon a Time in Hollywood.

Yeah, nothing says equality like coming on a woman’s face.

Snoop Dogg has never steered me wrong in the past, so I’m team Martha for this one. 

I thought her career was based on her ability to make catchy pop songs but I guess I’m wrong.

“Built off Kanye’s outburst”?!? She won the fucking album of the year award! She was wildly successful before, too.

Since they’ve complained of other outlets doing this very thing, they should have worked her name into the headline.

Why are we doing this in 2019?

Even in Jezebel, a supposedly feminist outfit, a dead woman is nameless when she’s a famous man’s ex.

The point of the movie is not that Kevin Spacey is a hero to be emulated. It is about the shallow and hollow nature of American suburban life.

Props to that alligator climbing the fence for being more ambitious than I’ve ever been in my entire life.

I know a lot of people are saying how many things don’t add up in this situation and there’s so much implication that this was nefarious. And I wouldn’t necessarily be shocked to find out that in fact there was something more to this.

This suggestion is good and right to the benefit of all. For my imagination. I cannot imagine Halle kissing Keanu. Nope nope.

RUN AWAY. buy a fake ring on the way and pretend you are married to a Russian oligarch. DO NOT GET BACK TOGETHER

My ex and I are getting drinks tonight. So... Not sure how this is going to turn out.

It seems odd that the award is still named for Michael Jackson but I guess we are still not yet at a point where we always #BelieveTheVictims.