This is peak Jezebel these days. Making up a “feud” between two women because the twentysomething hacks who work for Jez only understand things in terms of the teenage Internet drama who’s breast they all suckled at.

Pitting two women against each other because the rich-but-not-famous one SLIGHTLY leaned over the rich-and-famous one to briefly talk to the latter's rich-and-famous husband. This truly is the content I come to Jezebel for.

Right? Sarley’s portfolio only goes back three or four years, but I love how she thinks she’s the first person ever to fingerbang fruit and call it art.

I did EXACTLY the same thing in college for a photography assignment on sex, 1997. It was lazy on my part and got graded accordingly. This has been done endlessly and is very unoriginal on everyone’s part.

I’ve seen A LOT of fruit-sex analogy in art, dating back well before this artist’s oeuvre. Many of them were art students or otherwise fairly unacknowledged local artists, etc, indicating to me that the idea itself definitely isn’t unique enough to any one artist to claim this as appropriative.

The previous owner of the house i grew up in committed suicide by suffocating himself in a fridge not unlike that one.

My dad isn’t in any of these categories, but that’s not because of the list.

I was all pissed off (bad day) and looking over this chart with probably an awful bitch face, and then I got to the end and spit my coffee everywhere.

I don’t know or care if my cats want to run around outdoors. I would be a nervous wreck. They have plenty of toys and cat trees.

My husband comes from a #catsjustneedtoroam background (Europe) - and he almost had me convinced. So we let fully clawed, black Cat out and he didn’t come home and after an hour I didn’t trust it and ran out looking for him.

I loved this show so much.

Joanna “Jojo” Levesque has traditionally performed as a brunette.

Acne Awareness Month? Zit just got real.

I dunno, I find this pedalisting of women a bit ehh and counterproductive. Some women suck and are awful because some humans suck and are awful. I’d rather get the perspective of a black man, or someone from a different culture than a Becky from the valley.

Influencers are a running joke/source of ire in my place of employment. I handle all our marketing and PR and as snotty as it sounds I will never offer anyone money to shill for us because it cheapens the brand. For me personally, sponcon is a surefire way to get me running very fast in the opposite direction of…

I mean, for me Botox is definitely self care. But I use it to prevent debilitating migraines, which is very different than using it cosmetically. So I definitely agree with you there.

See, for me, “sex” and “bench” don’t go together. My personal menu is “big, comfortable bed with good mattress” or “get the hell away from me.”

Lipo I guess.

I love that you added a link to finding help in the Kit Harrington story. Because self-care isn’t just for celebrities.  

To all the people saying he obviously meant to send this to someone else: he OBVIOUSLY wanked over her picture and wanted her to know about it. Just FYI.