Why does no one at Jezebel understand how Asian name order works? Fan Bingbing’s last name is Fan, not Bingbing. Referring to her as Bingbing is like writing about George Washington and calling him George all the time. It’s just weird and incorrect. Jezebel has never been very good at reporting on international news…

i know you think we all look the same, but that’s not even remotely fan bingbing, that person has a completely different jaw and nose.

She is not powerful.. these two...

On the plus side, everyone agrees that my parents’ divorce was the best thing ever, so they declared it National Holiday here. So have a drink on my mom, too, and celebrate freedom. :)

Did you ever consider that maybe she is a “total train wreck” because of trauma she has suffered? She also is a survivor of childhood sexual abuse by her father starting at age 6. Not sure if you know that. As a fellow CSA survivor (mine started at about age 4) I take issue with the fact that because someone has…

Pete Davidson joked about replacing Ari’s BC with Tic Tacs or something, she told him to shut up.

I bought myself a new bra at Target last night. It’s a lacy maidenform number and is very comfortable. I’m wearing it right now. And it was on sale for 1$10.48. That’s all.

Slow clap. Take your star.

I related to Gisele so I’m basically a supermodel.

Eddieee did not give affection!...

Congrats, man babies, you win this round.

I had Alice training at work too! The thing I remember most is that movies have lied to me and you shouldn't throw a chair at a window to break it, it will bounce back at you. Hit the corner of the window with a small, heavy object. 

Ahh, what fortuitous timing. I’m never on time for SNS these days. Anyways, rant time!

I guess the difference is I’ve always seen him as kinda smaller than life. Like, I’m inclined to believe that he’s dating a teenager because he is, emotionally, a teenager. That’s not an OK thing for all kinds of reasons, but I think of him as enough of a doofus for the most innocent explanation to be possible.

Is Drake trying to become the person millenials will have to spend years deliberating once confronted with the R. Kelly-ian truth in our 50s before the eventual come to Jesus moment?

He was Wheelchair Jimmy.  Nothing street about that!!

I know this isn’t on topic but I’m upset and just sort of desperate. My coworker found her dogs cornering a kitten in her garage - and i took the kitten on Sunday. She was the sweetest, smallest purr machine. I took her to the vet yesterday and all was good, except that she was underweight for being 5 weeks. She…

Snacks.

What kind of golf only takes half an hour to play?