Did you ever consider that maybe she is a “total train wreck” because of trauma she has suffered? She also is a survivor of childhood sexual abuse by her father starting at age 6. Not sure if you know that. As a fellow CSA survivor (mine started at about age 4) I take issue with the fact that because someone has…

Pete Davidson joked about replacing Ari’s BC with Tic Tacs or something, she told him to shut up.

I bought myself a new bra at Target last night. It’s a lacy maidenform number and is very comfortable. I’m wearing it right now. And it was on sale for 1$10.48. That’s all.

Slow clap. Take your star.

I related to Gisele so I’m basically a supermodel.

Eddieee did not give affection!...

Congrats, man babies, you win this round.

I had Alice training at work too! The thing I remember most is that movies have lied to me and you shouldn't throw a chair at a window to break it, it will bounce back at you. Hit the corner of the window with a small, heavy object. 

Ahh, what fortuitous timing. I’m never on time for SNS these days. Anyways, rant time!

I guess the difference is I’ve always seen him as kinda smaller than life. Like, I’m inclined to believe that he’s dating a teenager because he is, emotionally, a teenager. That’s not an OK thing for all kinds of reasons, but I think of him as enough of a doofus for the most innocent explanation to be possible.

Is Drake trying to become the person millenials will have to spend years deliberating once confronted with the R. Kelly-ian truth in our 50s before the eventual come to Jesus moment?

He was Wheelchair Jimmy.  Nothing street about that!!

I know this isn’t on topic but I’m upset and just sort of desperate. My coworker found her dogs cornering a kitten in her garage - and i took the kitten on Sunday. She was the sweetest, smallest purr machine. I took her to the vet yesterday and all was good, except that she was underweight for being 5 weeks. She…

Snacks.

What kind of golf only takes half an hour to play?

Nathan Fillion was seated behind me during a screening of “Serenity”. It was terribly distracting, trying to refrain from shooting him looks over my shoulder whenever his greatly magnified head appeared on the screen. “There’s real Nathan Fillion...and there’s fake Nathan Fillion.”

On Saturday, I went to see Neko Case. There were a larger number of Children than one normally sees at a bar show. One of these was a girl of about eleven or twelve. Case’s opening act was Thao Nguyen (Thao of The Get Down Stay Down). She is a very awesome rocker who spits, snarls and howls while accompanying…

Yep, I always tell my friends that models and actors look like that because they have to, it’s literally their job. If your career is based on your looks, you don’t have the option of slacking off on your workouts and having an extra slice of pizza.

I’m a total atheist, but please God. When will this long ordeal be over? I pray it’s soon!