Wait a minute. The Kardashians are also those tacky ass people who post pictures of their expensive gifts on social media?

Inserting myself here, since we’re talking about flasks. Last month I flew to my daughter’s home in the northwest to take care of my grandchildren while daughter and husband went through simultaneous Hell Weeks at work. As a thank you gift, my daughter gave me a tiger flask for my vodka (tigers are my thing. For that…

Cletus safari?

I finally tried Boy Brow because I ran out of Gimme Brow, and it was impossible to find anywhere...because of a product recall.

Recently I’ve given in to sleeping later and abandoning my usual rigerous daily routine. I’ve worked from home for so long and I’m neurotic, so a routine was essential. Now that I’m unemployed and depressed, I see no point to adhering to a routine. Merry Christmas wooo hooo! Good times.

If anything I’m madder. Mad at people who voted for Fuckface von Clownstick, mad at people who always do a fucking Cleetus Safari to find out why asholes are the way they are, mad at people trying to pander to them, mad at people who don’t care that our country is currently capsizing on a lake made out of Greek Fire.…

Merry Christmas, one and all! We went to see The Shape of Water last night, and it snowed! It’s still snowing! I choosing to count this as a sign (along with Moore losing) that we have not been totally abandoned and perhaps a miracle or so is waiting in 2018.

*Slides over on park bench*

That’s incredibly sad. Stealing is wrong, but I feel for her. We barely have any food in the cupboard right now. I know my little brother is disappointed about the lack of food, especially because it’s Christmas day. I can understand her being desperate if she really had no money.

I also have a whole new circle of “protest friends” I would not have known otherwise

I graduated from college this month. Getting that completed ate up most of my time, but I also went to therapy, got my anti-depressants adjusted, did some patio gardening, and cut some shitty people out of my life.

I’ve done nothing. Everyone changes. I stay the same.

Sure, but I would prefer a Leslie Knope to a Jessica Wicks

An old school rapper being a homophobe?? Gosh, i’m so shocked.

I mean, she did bestow us with this endowment (I’m sorry):

That is amazing of Taylor Swift! Katy Perry also does big charity work for kids, UNICEF, AIDS and made huge donations to Planned Parenthood. They both rock but if this spurs them to donate more it’s a competition I endorse!

I think it does. However, I checked with my associate, and he had a different opinion:

Longtime lurker, first time caller. Just a little blue & lonely after someone stole our presents out of the lobby, 3 different delivery dates/ 3 different thefts. Makes me think it’s someone in our building who decided they like our taste— Ugh Seattle! But counting my blessings, which include these 365 Candy Cane…

I’m currently wearing an oversize galaxy print hoodie covered in taco cats that we won at a white elephant party. Does that count as a ugly Christmas sweater? Because I think it does.

They’re just seeing what happens.