FUCK no I will not do my adult kid’s laundry. I will not do my kid-kid’s laundry as soon as they are able to do it themselves.

Daniel Franzese says Bijou Phillips was so mean to him that he suffered PTSD.

Good for her. Now if we can only convince women not to work with Woody Allen and Roman Polanski, maybe those two creeps can fade from public consciousness.

Mental Health Thread:

I celebrated five years sober on Wednesday. It still feels surreal sometimes. My daughter wrote the most beautiful, touching note to me. It was the sweetest thing I’ve ever read. Been a rough week emotionally, these sexual assault revelations are super tough and bring up a lot of stuff. Hope everyone is doing okay.

Except for the “somewhat consensual” part.

A hefty FU to the multitudes of Gawker/Jezebel readers who flooded my comment a year or two ago angry because I said this guy’s brand of anti-sexist anti-racist comedy was itself sexist, racist and not particularly funny. I believed the rumors from the start. Also, as a man myself, believe me when i say C.K. is a…

Because I suck at keeping up with gossip, the Charlie Sheen thing completely shocked me. A brief reading sesh has filled me in a little, but I’ve been dying to discuss this. So...thoughts?

Yep, and this is just a few. He’s a horrible person, who made every cent he’s got on doing shit like this since around 2006/2007. He can boo-hoo all he wants and I will never feel a shred of sympathy for him.

Oh God. Fastening my child into his car seat is one of the most stressful moments of my day. He dislikes it and screams and I can never get the fucking clasp to work properly thereby making the process more complicated than it has to be. Now imagine trying to do that while there are fucking paparazzis stressing you…

I love the occasional reminder that Channing Tatum used to be a stripper.

I am actually considering writing my thesis on this, once I find the time to review these documents in their entirety. Over and over and over again.

...the two have been sweet on each other on their social media channels... ....the two made their first public appearance as a couple, again, at the Xbox One X VIP Event...

I actually know 3 girls named Hennessy.

Even dying in the Hunger Games didn’t make Rue blanche as much as Trump’s reaction to this tragedy.

Laurie Metcalf is an underrated acting icon and I hope she gets a well deserved oscar not just for herself but on behalf of every underated, oscar worthy character-actress who never get the A list treatment

I’m so glad your mammogram went well, and came back negative. Good advice re: schedule mammograms for the week after your period/take an anti inflammatory beforehand!

Woohoo! That’s amazing! I haven’t had a mammogram yet (still in my late 20s), but I really really hate getting Pap smears, so I have a tradition—the Pap burger. Any time I have to get a Pap or other pelvic exam, afterwards I get a bacon cheeseburger. It’s pretty much the only time I get a bacon cheeseburger, and I’m…

Soooooo.......a few weeks ago, I shared with fellow Jez gals I was going in for my first mammogram. I was late commenting, so understandably it didn’t get a ton of responses. The ones I did get made me feel tons better and I REALLY love and appreciate the support. I was so freaked out (hypochondriac since age 8) that…

Yes, leaves are good at least according to a very snoozy Jack.