Alaska did it first
SPBoldt
SPBoldt
As a mom of a 9 day old baby and a 2.5 year old, I’m right there with you. That guy can demand 7-8 hours of sleep a night bc he has hired someone to watch his kids while he sleeps. Must be nice.
As a mom of 2 who is struggling to sleep train her almost 10 month old son: FUCK YOU Ashton. I “demand” 8 hours of sleep too but my demands seem to be secondary. Who should I send my demands to, cuz the baby doesn’t give a fckkkk
he is a sad, sick man
That’s a GOOD boy!
Here’s my sweet boy in his new crate:
On Tuesday, my doggy soulmate Buster was diagnosed with IVDD, a degenerative spinal disease. It’s not a death sentence, thank god, and many dogs live for years with the right treatment and care. But it’s still very serious. He’s on bed rest for two weeks, and after that we’ll have to be careful with any kind of rough…
41 year-old straight woman here - I got onto online dating sites about 5 months ago, haven’t lied about my age, and get more messages a day than I care to read. From guys in their 20s on up. Granted, a fair few of them are not much more than “Hey..”, but still. Age doesn’t seem to be a problem for women, though I have…
What’s wrong with being close to 30? I am too and still flirted and got complimented on dating apps. I’m not saying it would be that uncool to say fudge it a little, but the I question why you think it’s necessary. I still matched with younger guys if that’s what you were wondering about
How is Tina Fey saying that line? I have never seen it and having seen it now I imagine her singing along to “Night Moves” by Bob Seger, “Working on our night moves,” becomes “Working on my night cheese.”
I like imagining Rihanna on the couch eating her night cheese.
Scary movies aren’t scary anymore. At least not for me. Reality, on the other hand, is absolutely terrifying!
Celebate? Good times!
Worm: “Oh cool. This is just what I needed: a humiliating Jezebel expose about my sex life. I was just starting to feel good about myself too, starting to think that maybe putting myself out there again. Thanks for the constructive feedback, guys.”
Fun fact: I know that nematodes are worms but I still envision microscopic toads that go “nema-nema.”
Twinsies!!
Interesting, my tiny worm also hasn’t had sex in quite some time.
Bobby, I care more than enough for the both of us about Zachary Quinto and his boyfriend’s possible engagement. They are gorgeous individually and together, and they love their dogs. Let me have this, OK?