After reading his brief statement, Sessions declined to take questions.

I love that Michelle is free to do whatever she damn well pleases now that she’s FLOTUS in our hearts only. And the best pic is Blue Ivy’s:

Has anyone trademarked the phrase “my life has been somewhat disappointing?” No? I call dibs.

Party like it’s 1989

As a golden girls addict I’m always amazed that they’re meant to be in their 50s in the show. I feel like our idea of what “old” was drastically changed in a short period of time.

Agreed, though everyone looked old in the 198o’s. I look back at pics of my grandparents when they were in their 60's (which would have been in the 1980's), and they look like they’re in their late 80's by today’s standards. My mom looked older in pics from the 1980's than she did in pics from 2005. Bad makeup way…

Pretty sure that’s how Lrrr described Jenny McNeal when the Omicronians invaded New New York.

“Single Female Layer, fighting for her client. Wearing sexy miniskirts and being self reliant!”

Oh, shut up. She does not.

“I could liken you to a werewolf the way you left me for dead but I admit that I provided a full moon” is the most sadly perfect description of a break-up I have ever heard.

Fiona Apple is so underrated. Her lyrics are perfection.

And it’s okay!

I have a paragard, the copper one. I like it. I had trouble with hormonal birth control because it made me super angry/sad, and also caused migraines. This, of course, does not do those things. It’s really nice to know I’m covered without any emotional side effects. The only thing is it made my periods a lot heavier…

Girl get thee a fan!

Are you kidding me? No one in her income (inheritance?) range ages.

Orion will snuggle with you, too. Little Grapes will move.

I had to put my sweet Boston Terrier LuLu to sleep on Wednesday. My heart is broken, and I am lost. Can I please have lots and lots of sweet animal pics tonight to help me cope?

I am so tired! I don’t know why, but I’ve way over slept every morning this week, I kept thinking it was a day later than it was (thinking Tuesday was Wednesday et al.) and I’m just exhausted. I did do a peel off mask and moisturized last night, the mask made my face look really good!

I didn’t choose celibacy, celibacy chose me. I miss sex but I’m also like Cher from Clueless: “You’ve seen how picky I am about my shoes and they only go on my feet.”

I’m on a celibacy kick, too. It’s called “Take Zoloft for GAD and Lose Your Sex Drive.”