It must have been this guy bubbling to the surface.

What a beauty! Pretty Penny :)

So... I did something today.

Please, please let White Jesus posing in your engagement pics become a thing!

Could also be Cinderella’s suite at the Magic Kingdom in Walt Disney World. They used it for the Year of a Million Dreams in 2007 where guests could be chosen at random by the Dream Squad to the stay the night there. I think celebrities and VIPS have access these days, I know Neil Patrick Harris has stayed there. http:…

An actual line from goop: “If you’re plagued by issues like parasites or heavy metals, you might need a bit more than a standard clean eating protocol. Below, some advice on working through more complex problems.”

“Women, in general, get a lot of pushback, especially if you’re successful and attractive.”

It’s unclear what will come of the investigation (though my guess is “not much”)

This is not very metal at all, Glenn Danzig.

Yeah, Cosby, because the thought of someone making you ingest something against your will and knowledge is pretty fucking horrifying, huh?

kicked Disick to the curb (where he summers, winters, springs, and falls)

Gave you a star just for your name. I miss Buffy.

That shit will straight up eat your brain.

Truly what Susan B. Anthony fought for.

If I had a dollar for how many times I’ve cried that Hubz isn’t taking a good enough shot of my ass to display on Instagram I’d have like... 6 bucks.

(Trying to imagine what a non-vanity butt photo would be...)

Ariel Winter, it is weird to make a friend take a vanity picture of your butt.

Why does Gwyneth have to keep doing such eye roll things. Two of my favorite all time movies are ‘Sliding Doors’ and ‘Shakespeare in Love’ but nobody needs the nonsense she’s peddling and her brand of snake oil makes me so mad.

Just wanna share this:

The President’s mature and dignified response involved calling the perpetrators of the bombing “losers”. Because in the face of a tragedy, you always want to hear the leader of the free world using playground taunts.