I think River Joe is a great name. But only if your father is Jeff Goldblum.

Librarians are not to be fucked with! They will school you!

True. We were meant to be like “hey Mal stop that!”

I haven’t watched Firefly in a good long while, but at least as far as I remember Mal was always clearly being a jealous asshole when he slut-shamed Inara. Mal was a man of many flaws, and that was primary among them

Yes. Whedon’s work is rife with slut shaming/punishing any woman character who has sexual agency. It’s just really icky and totally belays his feminist ally cred. It just bugs me how people still buy into Whedon being such a feminist.

And Deadpool, yes? She is ageless.

Love Firefly, but omg, the slut shaming Inara endured!

Morena Baccarin, a woman I know as Brody’s wife on Homeland who is also apparently on Gotham,

no, you need to be HOT enough to do it.

Seriously. Even movie stars get dumped and turned down sometimes. I’m pretty sure some woman somewhere has blown off finance bro.

Whenever anyone says “I could have anyone I wanted” you know they are delusional and you should very very quickly run very far away.

dating in New York as a 30-something executive in private equity

this is me, always:

Oh god. Conference calls are the art in wasting time without even leaving your office. Two jobs ago, I had a weekly conference call which I had to be on ‘just in case’.Another coworker of mine also was on that call and she’d come hang out in my office so that we could play a boardgame during the call since the calls…

Me on a conference call when someone suddenly says my name and asks for my thoughts after 45 minutes of doing anything else but listening.

busy’s uber ride sounds fine. after 39 hours stuck in ATL airport, we got an uber from DFW at midnight and our driver would not shut. the fuck. up. telling me all about his son who is semi-pro ice hockey and how he trains all the athletes in texas, etc. etc.

And, he’s down at Mar-a-Lago because of course he is.

It shouldn’t have to be said, but I will say it anyway: If you voted for Trump because you “just didn’t like Hillary,” I will never fucking forgive you.