sorry, sorta left everyone hanging there - the cash equivalent of her brain was determined to be $12.47.

I was hoping the crowds were protesting Kendall Jenner.

Excuse me, but in a blind taste test they all voted for Pepsi.

All I see is more plastic surgery.

There’s a lot we can do in 20 years before we become humorous to the next generation. I was reminded of this yesterday came across a radical feminist text from the 70s from a group called Cell 16. I’m sure they had problematic elements, but stuff that they were campaigning for - recognizing the unpaid labour of…

It baffles me that someone, MULTIPLE PEOPLE, get paid for these brilliant ideas. Not once in the process does any objection stop these ideas from moving forward into a full production.

“protest is the new brunch”

Sometimes when I see ridiculous commercials, I try to imagine what that pitch meeting must have been like, and I feel like the phrase “protest is the new brunch” was uttered in this one.

It has and it will be. It will be made digestible for all. Twenty years from now people will be wearing Millenial Halloween costumes to have a good laugh about that long ago time of free love and popular uprising.

blonde kendall jenner looks like a pleasant morph of cara delevingne and vanessa hudgens.

Ugh. You captured exactly the right shades of nauseated disgust here.

I blame all the center- and right-leaning people who voted for Gary Fucking Johnson instead of, you know, the candidate that actually had a chance of winning.

Every day I hate Bernie and his bros more and more. The entitlement around Bernie and the DNC is mind boggling. That somehow a dude who has contributed nothing in his entire career to the democratic party is supposed to come in and get equal treatment to a woman who worked her entire adult life in the organization…

Really makes me want to punch Bernie and his die hards in the mouth. Those fuckers gave us this because they couldn’t handle a woman being in charge. Pathetic, pathetic little man.

Remember how people were saying there was really no difference between him and Hillary and millions of women believed it?

I hereby counter with in vino verigas

Instead of “has used...condoms as her preferred cap” I read “has...used condoms as her preferred cap” and threw up a little in my mouth.

Waiting for the experiment showing that wine makes condoms taste great. Oh wait that’s been done, it’s called “my twenties.”

My mother makes blueberry wine and has used condoms as her preferred cap for years. A childhood of opening up cupboards and having to explain to friends what they glimpsed inside: jars of inflated condoms everywhere.