WHHHHYYYYY is this thread so good?

TV should cast you in something, you’re just too hip.

jez always has a leg up on the competish.

My husband has developed some weird digestive problem and he has to fly all the time and he’s been worried about being on the plane with his weird guts, so I now say “Shart your pants!” for good luck. So far no sharts!

He really needs to go to the doctor.

I just felt like sharing.

This is the news cap I wanted.

Kristi didn’t mean any harm!

I love IKEA. It’s like a themepark of scented candles and throwpillows and glasses I can actually afford, PLUS meatballs.

MOUTH AND HAND STUFF 4 LYFE

I’m a borderline alcoholic, so...

Who would give up mouth stuff for a (short!) vacation?! (answer: everyone who’s voted so far but me). Are you guys for serious?

I saw an interview two days ago with one of the victims from Brussels, who is still in hospital and will never be able to have a ‘normal’ life again. She still isn’t sure if she’s happy she has survived. Horrible.

People get so anti-gun that they forget that knife attacks/axe attacks happen and the results are catastrophic.

the people with “life changing” injuries. They are the ones we should hear about, but we usually don’t. the dead are dead, and therefore easily quantifiable. But the ones that are living- they suffer, and have a terrible time ahead of them.

“vaping” and “listening to playlists of sad songs.”

of course.

In college, one of my friends broke his ankle while drunk and the ER put him in a cast up to his crotch, to fuck with him, I assume.

so that’s all it takes to date a woman? your availability?

Being married with children and whatnot.

Luke Evans, the gay actor who plays Gaston, says LeFou is not gay.