Yeah. That’s the best rug he’s had in a looong time.

I’m not trying to fuel your anxiety, but that’s a valid concern. My marriage isn’t the best right more and with every temper tantrum my husband has, a little bit of love and dedication goes away permanently. I don’t even bother getting him gifts anymore. I don’t even think about it! How sad is that?

My immediate reaction was, “he looks great!”.

I don’t think that’s pee. That’s “I was driving with an uncapped water bottle in my lap and hit a pothole.” I know because I wore this look to work last week. 😒

John Travolta should stick with the gray wig. It’s actually an improvement over his usual black lacquered version.

Seriously

Two things: 1) Why is Keanu so worried about aging since he’s obviously a vampire? 2) 52 year old, long haired Keanu is HOT

You will never be able to convince me that Keanu Reeves is not the saddest man in the whole world.

I fucking love Keanu Reeves.

This is just over 4 years old but everyone needs to watch this, Anaheim has a history of this shit

Rihanna has charitably built a state-of- the-art center for oncology and nuclear medicine to diagnose and treat breast cancer at the Queen Elizabeth Hospital in Bridgetown, Barbados.

Every time I see Rihanna I’m reminded of how I need so many more tattoos.

One day I, too, hope to lead a lifestyle that lets me get away with hand tattoos.

I used to feel that way, but not anymore. Not since we’re seeing a backslide of progress. The power of the wallet is too important, and I’ll continue to resist any way I can.

Read this and I literally, actually understood what she said. Original Diva still kickin. F*ck the haters, Marriah will always be meh babeh.

So, lemme get this straight, the cheating p.o.s. made it *your* fault for sleeping with him? Jerk.

Unless they want to age Ariel up a bit, like a couple of years.

Or why people from movies do not hire singers for their musical movies?

Okay but there is also a talking candle and a somewhat sexual talking duster and I think they are lowkey fucking so I don’t think they are going for realistic

sex just feels like so much work. there's so much other stuff i could be doing instead of dedicating my time to coitus and all the rituals that go along with it. maybe it's just because i'm not big on intimacy and all the emotional stuff. i think i'm a robot.