And if you have enough money for all the plastic surgery it looks like she has gotten, you'll look amazeballs at her age, too!!!

Dude, me too. I live in Orange County (only place I could find a job, not really by choice), and I definitely don't understand people here. I try to have meaningful conversations with some of my co-workers, and it usually ends with me saying something about how the world just doesn't make sense anymore.

Ok, just in case anyone is curious: Yesterday I bought tickets to see NPH as Hedwig on Broadway, which means I'm sticking it out until next June when my dream will come true.

That NPH directed magic show had a run in L.A. It was AMAZING. Seriously blew my mind. I was mad at them for how good they were. Go see it if you get the chance and expect to have 2 new crushes. Oh, and a lot of questions.

That is one happy, lucky, and adorable dog!!!

Oh, hello there, Mister Best Facial Expressions. How are you today?

I want tickets SOOOO BADLY. Someone tell me when the tickets are available. I have money!!!

I go to Buzzfeed for the kittens. Now, I'm a little upset by this.

Congo is often overlooked, but that film (and Tim Curry especially) make me smile when nothing else does.

Dude, Ndnd is TOTALLY the most powerful celebrity on Omicron Persei 8.

I literally cried when they kissed.

drunk.

I work night-shift at a hospital, and this morning a dumb b***h showed up in shamrock encrusted scrubs. Those things probably cost at least $15, and how often is she going to wear them? ONCE A YEAR FOR AS LONG AS SHE'S CHOOSING TO WORK IN A HOSPITAL. (She's a terrible example of a caring nurse, btw.) I wanted to…

I can only hope.

I'm so happy I am crying. As someone who has been raped twice while passed out drunk and as someone who knows more than one person who has the same story, this is a victory. VICTORY.

Meant this in response to the grammar point on the Ashley Judd quote earlier.

You make my "god," Joss Whedon, sound like an ass. All he said was that he didn't get to watch "Lost" cause he was too busy CREATING awesomeness.

I'm so glad I wasn't the only weirdo who needed confirmation on this point!

Do you work in healthcare?? Cause I do. I can tell you that no matter what we might be giving the elderly (and by "the elderly," I mean our parents) the result is s**t. Now imagine you're quite poor, and you have no money/no job to support your elderly parents. What do you do then? Unfortunately, euthanasia is…

More unsafe abortions, etc. Can we talk about how little we as a country value our elders? Most are barley getting by as things are now. I don't know what the solution is, but this is not it.