So badass it needed two animal names: Mustang Cobra

I second both of these nominations.

Crack pipe, I don't even know the price, but crack pipe. The electric DeLorean is bound to have 1.21gigawatt(hours) of electricity. That and it doesn't look like a Tron prop reject.

Poorly-fitted, and funky-looking rims on the C5. Somehow I'm not surprised he's the one who screwed up. If you can't properly modify your car, it's not a stretch to think you can't drive it properly either.

Likely built with pig iron and will fold in on itself in a fender-bender. Crack Pipe.

An older E-150. Two words: Lightning Swap

I'm not on a Mac, but nibbles never likes my youtube likes.

Anything Chinese

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I already have a bumper sticker, is says "Because Race Car."

Oh, because to assume that I'm a half-witted, white-supremacist redneck just because I'm a white man that lives in The South is so much less prejudiced.

I hail from The South, Louisiana to be more specific (we're out own brand of crazy down here), and I couldn't agree more. The Confederate Battle Flag, it's actual name, didn't and never should have represented anything but a tenacious group of states that got sick of people stepping on their toes. There were a number…

+1

See how she likes my gas guzzling 5.0 spewing unburned fuel and flakes of rubber on her precious little smug-mobile.

There's you're source of global warming right there, too many smug fools full of hot air.

Two words: Holy Hell

The Fox-body Mustang... Yeah, they made it during the '90s

I couldn't buy a car like this. I'm too prone to modifying my cars, and that just doesn't play well with the words "all original."

An acceptable alternative for the example seen in #5

I second that for the Foxbody.