Like Bob already said, those front brakes are way undersized. They must have spec’d them that way to signal to motorcycle aficionados that this creation is actually an expensive bauble, rather than a proper high-functioning motorcycle.

This site isn’t as free as you think it is. Our time here is certainly monetized, and our reaction to the content is very important to those that pay.

My first car was a Chevy Celebrity Wagon, the price for which was removing the engine from said wagon in addition to a Chevy Safari van. Dad got both vehicles (with seized engines) from a local charity organization. I was 15, and did most all of the work myself under occasional supervision. Thanks dad!

My fingers are lean and muscular, thanks.

Yep.

Yes, because how else can I voice my opinion without clicking through to the comments? Email the staff? Sure. Doing it this way leaves my shit smear out in plain sight for people like you to get bent about. Lanesplitter had potential, but now there is too much click-bait content foisted on us by people who are scared…

Wait, you want my eyes to stop me from reading the obvious headline and see the obvious picture? I didn’t need to click the link to read what I knew would be the obvious text because OBVIOUSLY I’VE SEEN THIS SHIT BEFORE.

Yaaay, more two wheels bad content from Lanesplitter. Is there a way to just remove it from my Jalopnik feed?

Looks perfect. That amount of sidewall really looks luscious with some tire shine.

Man, the torsion bar setup on my ‘04 Ranger suuuuuucks. Anything remotely washboard-y and it locks up like an introvert being given a surprise birthday party.

I’m a bigger fan of Mazda’s rotisserie chicken engines myself.

Honda could definitely have made the 800cc’s in the VFR just as potent as the 600cc’s in a CBR. I sort of wish they did, as an owner of a ‘14 VFR800... but then sometimes I don’t. The VFR is just maddeningly good at being a road going sport bike. Anything more in the motor department and it would kind of spoil that.

Where can I purchase this $10,000.00 hoagie Mr. Torchinsky speaks of?

Subaru is optioning cars with bongs now? I guess they really are tapped into their customer base.

This coming from a guy who called a ford Tempo a “real drivers car.”

If the E36 had the robust build quality of the E30 I think it would have had better staying power in the minds of enthusiasts. Something was always rattling or de-laminating in the interior of the E36 M3 I owned, whereas my hennarot E30 325e just needed a new dash and some ODO gears. I did prefer the driving feel of…

I think sliding doors are a critical element of the minivan equation.

Never.

Preach on brother. Some of the best moments of my formative years were spent whipping jet skis over the wakes of Bayliners during summer break.

Wouldn’t that be wasserheizungmann? (if the germans came up with it)