@disgustepated: It's SLR Speedshop...sheez.I do not sell pee..to the public that is.

"Eat the Rich" by Motorhead. Lemmy lives!

@Rick Astley: "I'm never gonna give you up" Your a blast from the past.

I must admit. While reading the first paragraph for the Alfa I was sportin some serious wood. Then he goes on to explain there is no Motor or Tranny. He's like one of your first girlfriends...What a dick tease. I still voted for it though....Because when it's all said and done you just might get it....someday...You…

Thank God she didn't ruin a Pontiac Aztek.

@dancote: WOW, you almost sold me with that video. But, The sound of an 02 Duramax that needs a rebuild. A No Brainer....You can't choose the other.That's like telling the Fat Dude he can't have the last Twinkie...He'll kick your ass for it!

I choose the AMX why? well first off it's "ruff" like a dog not "rough" like sandpaper. It's already been so molested by countless other men and raced the piss out of. Road hard and put away wet. I'm sold.

The Lambo for sure....You'll spend all of your hard earned money on just having it shipped back to the States. Oh...and it's sooo intriguing. God (or Satan himself) knows what the rest of the car looks like.

"Yawn" Hey NBC, leave the Eighties alone. Oh and please leave BJ McKay and his Best friend Bear alone too. Thanks!

@jdepould: Right on the money there. Alot of those tickets were contested and won. Bratenhal is bad too.

@Xargs: God, I hope to be like you come this Sept. in Michigan....This is sooo Sweet!

@teargas: Trying to. Plans are in the infancy stage right now. Trying to get some buddies together (Game Plan). I live just outside of Cleveland. 12 mile East to be exact.

2002 for sure. That would leave me with $200 bucks to fix it up and get it ready for Michigan in Sept.

Nice work POLAR...it's people like you who keep Jalopnik witty and entertaining. Please keep doing what you do for us (staying off your meds and staying away from your Therapist).

Um 1978 Lincoln Mark V Emilio Pucci Edition?

How do you tie in Giorgio Moroder too all this?

Nope,she was reaching for her Pimp juice.

Two in the pink..One in the stink! I see the Jag/LR family going down in the pooper

Perfect background music. The Stratus is good for something....ummm Exercise!

Yes indeed,it's looks as though the dash of a Grand Am slept with a dash out of a 69 Camaro and this is it's offspring! F'n Bastard Child it is