This was a tough one tonight. jimmythefly & lascauxcaveman both found wonderful replacements!

What about this?? I thought it was some funny news-worthy accidental Hoonage.Former Miss New Zealand Rachel Huljich parked her Maserati in a construction zone after 7am so a bold forklift operator decided to attempt move the car himself.

@lascauxcaveman: Good One..

Damn Dago's

He does bring up an excellent point...don't ya think?

Craiglist should do us all a favor and embed spell check for all the Mental Midgets who can't spell.

Aston Martin? I dunno....

@Maymar: or you could go with a ultra unreliable 90's GM turbo diesel out of an old truck.

The Beamer ad expired so the MB wins by default. Would be nice to hear a loud Power-Stroke or Cummins under the hood of the MB though!

@RalphieDC: Is that like the SAT?

Oh the potential of this lost soul....whitewalls??

80's Audi's were crap. You just have to vote for it. Besides, all of Satan's little Gremlin's are already living in the Audi's electrical system.

I bet the song would sound even better on the

WOW, did that bring back some memories.I wouldn't say good ones..but,Hellish enjoyable ones!

You have to go with the 68 er 67 in the woods.

This was such a No Brainer.....F'n 3 count'em 3 El Caminos..

Duramax Diablo

The 850 sold for $5,201

@MarionCobretti: <— Insane..Awesome thinking. I had to go with the 850. Something about only having 2 doors and 12cylinders. Even after you spend tons o cash and sleepless nights on your "salvage/rebuild title 850, you are still gonna be spending years chasing the little demons that possess all BMW's

This would be a good candidate for PCH.