Good god. It's like the mid-nineties got duped into spending way too much money on ombré highlights and see-through dresses.

I'M GOING TO EMAIL YOU BUT CAN I PLEASE SUBMIT A STORY ABOUT THE TIME I HAD SEX WITH AN ARGENTINAN MAN ON THE PING PONG TABLE AT A HOSTEL AND THEN WAS ALMOST ARRESTED IN A DRUNKEN FALAFEL RELATED INCIDENT?

I will try to once I stop imagining an entire Jez sublog dedicated to Jennifer Lopez.

They totally forgot the "I'm judging you and making you feel hot shame for no real reason other than I'm not happy about where my life is at and I am taking it out on you" dance.

can we start a change.org petition?!?

I did not realize how much I needed this until you said it.

I want to see him auditioning for it vs. James Monroe Iglehart, as they did for Spider-Man!

Pinot Noir, lion rawr.

I wouldn't be caught dead, red. Pinoooooooot Noooooooirrrrrrr!

I know it's cool to hate these shitty NBC live musicals, but if there are seven year old kids out in the middle of nowhere who are discovering a love of musicals/live theater from watching this, and those kids grow up to be adult humans who are invested in live theater as an art form, then I'm really happy these…

Damn. Now that you've said it, I may be disappointed if he isn't cast.

Titus Burgess should play The Lion... OR Evilline!

Why are the macho afraid to love muchoooo

Hudgens:

You guys, I've been gone for a long time helping my mom who recently had a stroke. This is the first time that I've had a chance to actually sit down and read an entire dirtbag and THIS MADE ME SO FUCKING HAPPY!

My husband and I are originally from Indiana, but moved to Seattle a few years ago. We decided to do our wedding out here after months of painfully trying to secure a venue from halfway across the country with no luck. We decided to do mountains and water for the Pacific Northwest. We had friends back home that are…

My husband and I got these rose tattoos (our wedding song was also "Rose Tattoo" by Dropkick Murphys) based on a painting I did. The painting had "til death do us part" in a banner between the 2 roses but I thought it was too literal for a wedding tattoo, so we omitted it. We wanted to get coordinating, not *matching*…

We met on a zombie preparedness website.