I don't want "Baby Mama 2" so much as I want "Tina + Amy Together Doing Anything for 90 Minutes."

I feel like it's kind of unfair that I am not real-life friends with her and Tina Fey. I feel like I need to be in their book club or do play dates or something.

They really need to start qualifying the statement "throwing like a girl." :

Re: that title, I might have to update the masthead.

If you will allow me to get very, very real for a minute: this hysteria over basic is really just a bunch of privileged white girls caring too much about what other people think.

Good. One of my career goals is to move into a position of power that allows me to cancel when dickbags are running late. I know, lofty goal.

Sorry, Miss Ohio. Meet Miss America 1965

This film and this scene had such a tremendous impact on me. I saw it in the theater first run when I was just on the brink of a calamitous first year of college, completely paralyzed by depression, moved home and felt like a failure and thought about dropping out of school entirely. After the movie I sobbed out in…

Yes, that was particularly hard to hear. You gave us SO MUCH, man. Why couldn't we give you something back to help you heal this pain? But that's not how it works. You can't make people struggling with those issues "happy." That's the frustrating, heartbreaking part.

I cannot think of anyone less appropriate to play Dolly than Scarlett Johansson. I just want Casey Wilson to reprise her Drunk History version of Dolly for two hours. That would be wonderful.

I didn't post about my wedding on Facebook but when I got married last year I got A LOT of shit from people who thought they deserved an invitation to my wedding. I was getting angry phone calls and texts over it. I had been with my fiancé for over 5 years & some of these people had never even met him. It was baffling…

I have often thought, if I got married I would have a pretty small wedding and possibly just a city hall ceremony. In this case, I might post something on facebook along the lines of "We are having a VERY small wedding and have very limited space for guests. However, if you would like to celebrate with us, we will be…

I'd be more impressed if she drew a huge vagina. I mean, I'm still impressed, but I'd be more impressed by a vagina.

Gotta get me one of them Nike+ things and do a li'l bit of Dick Prancercise.

The value of a dress in particular increases by at least $10 with the presence of pockets in my head.

Pockets. Pockets in your pants! Pockets in your dresses! Pockets in your skirts! MOTHER FLIPPIN HIDDEN NINJA POCKETS TO STORE YOUR SHIT.

how about button down shirts that are sized according to bra size and waist size? For example instead of my usual large size shirt, it would be 36D / 30.

I do not understand why people feel the need to share that they think tattoos look awful. Like, okay well thanks for your unsolicited and unnecessary opinion on my appearance! Glad we got that established! I can sleep at night now knowing someone has very important opinions on how the bodies of others look!

Thanks, Jo. I think a lot of people don't know how stacked with great women that show is.