- Amazing new Lars!!...Ugh, old petty Lars...Okay, new Lars again.

The thing is, if EA wanted to they could easily do a Star Wars Starfighter game with microtransactions. Just create War Thunder with X-Wings and TIE Interceptors instead of Spitfires and Bf-109's. It would make $infinity.

Next time they should hire some auteur who doesn’t care if anyone watches his movie or not. Preferably a French person who always wears a beret and smokes with a cigarette holder.

Silence your phone, Dickweed.

In the clip below, Garnet and Amethyst fuse into Sardonyx, whose special Try Your Luck! ability launches a game show style wheel spin.

According to IGN, sourced from Empire (magazine I think):

Bitch, this is like all I do.

I know you are describing something awful but I can’t help but picture that with the TOS fight music in the background.

Only one thing he can do. He needs to renovate his home to look like this!

They’ve been playing with the time field, guess the TARDIS looks like a sub now.

No need, the Navy’s stellar year in the news is plenty enough.

Disclaimer: 12 years Active Duty Navy service. So that’s (former) Petty Officer Dickhead to you.

These days, at least this year, a US Navy Ship returning to home port under her own power and not having rammed another ship or ran aground is enough to fly a “Mission Successful” banner....

It probably just started too slow for me. Compared to how outlandish Problem Sleuth was, seeing some kid walk around his house and checking Pesterchum didn’t pull me in and I never went back to see if it got better. I was reading it as it came out so I couldn’t just keep pressing “next” to see if it was going anywhere.

Yoda’s actually in his custom Eta 2.

Those poor Mortys

THEN THE NIGHT KING RAISES THE DEAD DRAGON

This weapon is exactly how one of Aegon’s dragons was killed, so I would expect it to work and that they’ll manage to kill one of the dragons this way.

You realize that the RFI describes the upgunned LMT LCS to a “T”, right? All those ASW systems are the ASW mission package that you claim “have never worked as expected”. Same goes for the Hellfire. It doesn’t just claim that they want the Hellfire missile. It explicitly states the Surface to Surface Missile Module…

Your eyes work better with a layer of air between them and the water.