Honestly, if Zach Callison ever decided to stop for some reason, she could easily fill his shoes as Steven.

Yah! If you want a dark movie, like an army slaughtering a school full of children, go watch some other franchise. Oh, wait...

No Porgs, please. I’m an adult now and would rather have my movies about space wizards battling each other with glow swords reflect my maturity.

According to IGN, sourced from Empire (magazine I think):

Bitch, this is like all I do.

I recommend watching the show and never talking to strangers about it.

Never ever let a fan base make you hate the show. If you hate the fan base so much just ignore and just focus on the show.

A costume ‘two die’ for?

I am imagining you sitting in an office interviewing people about turtles.

Keith David should be in every movie, even if it’s just a cameo or a “walk-by” in the background.

So space herpes does really kill us in the end?

As for the breeding out of control, I’m sure they’ve also found a way to spay / neuter said Tribble... which we’ll find out later.

In Trek canon, the TOS (and TOS-movie) era saw experiments with transwarp technology, Omega molecules, and the Genesis device. The bio-drive thing doesn’t seem out of place.

I think Garak was one of the best things to be in DS9.

Yes. Which, if you think about it, is an SNL tradition. At least it is not a 2 hour movie.

I know you are describing something awful but I can’t help but picture that with the TOS fight music in the background.

Only one thing he can do. He needs to renovate his home to look like this!

I’m seriously blown away by the implication here.

Wait, isn’t he a fucking robot? Or something like that? They gave it functional sperms?

I was hoping that the sequel would just consist of the humans returning and just nuking Pandora from orbit.