Where lies the strangling fruit that came from the hand of the sinner I shall bring forth the seeds of the dead to share with the worms that gather in the darkness and surround the world with the power of their lives.

Stay in school kids!

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eat and murder children

“Kikrk, Spokck, and McCcCoy are on the USuS Enterprprise...”

Warner Bros has officially announced that the zany cartoon series Teen Titans Go! will get its own movie next year. 

“300 years after man declared God dead,”
Speculate on what the hell happened in 2007 below!

The only reason David S. Pumpkins worked was that Hanks threw himself into it so completely. No eye-rolling, no hesitation, no snark. At some point, he obviously decided that if it didn’t work, damned if it was going to be because he didn’t try. The man embraced the absurdity and walked out with a victory.

Since pretty much day one, SNL has been 99% garbage except for an occasional gem. If it didn’t air in its current time slot, where it’s target audience is too drunk or stoned to think straight, it wouldn’t have lasted past Bass-O-Matic ‘76.

I am honestly surprised there hasn’t been a David S. Pumpkins Funko Pop.

What, he has a middle initial now? I am so in the weeds with David Pumpkins!

Yep, headline should read ‘Long-Rumored,’ or maybe ‘Long-Dreaded.’

Long-Awaited Live-Action Akira

“You’ve done a man’s jorb, sir.” _Coach Gaff

Am I the only one who thought of this after reading “freakishly long neck”?

I think I just experienced an emotion

Hey You. Get the fuck out.

Man, I am so in the weeds with David Pumpkins.

They’ve been playing with the time field, guess the TARDIS looks like a sub now.