It’s already getting some traction at our house.

Padparadscha: I predict that the author will include spoilers in his review of Steven Universe Wanted!

Yeah, right. Pull the other one, it’s got bells on.

I think now would be an interesting time to reboot Blue Thunder. A helicopter developed for surveillance and crowd control in a police state is taken by someone who thinks all that is a bad idea. The only trouble is you would need to clone Roy Scheider for it to be good.

“DC’s historic, first female-led superhero movie”

I’ve never been a martial arts kind of gal, I’m more of a hold-the-flamethrower kind of gal.’

She was barely in it. Give her a chance.

Twilight Struggle is noticeably absent from this list.

The best part about the Nuclear War game is getting to say things like “Excuse me, do you have change for 10 million people”?

How is this about the Vanity Fair article? This is about Oscar Isaac on Colbert.

Leia: We’ll need reinforcements if we’re gonna stand up to the First Order.

Luke would not give up on the Jedi Order.

Nah. Screw that. I’ll wait and see. Just because one guy doesn’t like what’s been done with the character doesn’t mean squat. Granted, that one guy is the guy who plays said character, but he’s still one guy and one guy’s opinion. For all we know, he likes mushrooms on his pizza, too. I hate mushrooms on pizza.

Well, duh.

The Bruce Timm style from the 90s is now “classic”? Goddamn, I’ve gotten old.

“This is no ordinary leafy mouse.”

I love everything about this line.

DC is actually having FUN with one of their properties?! What madness is this?!

“This is no ordinary leafy mouse...”

Well, it was Luke’s for a while, but honestly, he just left it lying around.