“WTF just happened…?” immediately followed by firing their assistants for taking the meeting.

As you can see, that appears to be a factory. The factory is painted in a manner and context we humans may use for a religious painting, suggesting that there’s some quasi-religious “creator” factory that is possibly prayed to by the Cars-universe population.

“Torchinksy’s getting too close. Activate Contingency Omega.”

i wonder what the conversation went like after you left the room

Didn’t know Trump was a juggalo.

But the EMALS!

Insensitive Munitions. They knock on the door in the middle of the night, and say “Man, you look like hammered shit,” then explode.

Mmmmmm....Org Meat

This kind of shit is why I don’t play any multiplayer game.

This kind of shit is why I immediately mute every single human being on voice chat in any online multiplayer game.

Yup. Literally never been like “FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKK!!!!......no. No wait. That wasn’t enough. I better yell the N word.” 

The sad part is I can’t even tell if that’s sarcasm or not. That’s how fucked up things are on the Internet.

“Vaughn, a 28-year-old adult”

This is why every nicotine user in the military really needs to understand that dip is the best option.tobacco is fucking gross. Stop it.

I hope they don’t actually plan on spending time explaining the Force and balance and whatnot because it is all thoroughly silly and they could spend that time with lasers and shit.

I feel a bit sorry for the mother, sounds like she was just trying to clean up her place.

This way, a signal that looked like missiles but was in fact a flock of geese could be properly evaluated, and, once determined, Dead Hand could be stood down, and the geese could be dealt with using just conventional weaponry.

Stop being such a drami queen.

I clicked an article about the best Star Wars game. Now I’m confused, because said article wasn’t about TIE Fighter.

I’ll also cast my vote for TIE Fighter, although I’ll admit I haven’t played anywhere even close to all the Star Wars games out there.