Aimee Mann! That means Opal will actually get to say something again!

Just ignore those persistent mutterings of “superhero fatigue” in the background. It’s probably nothing.

It should at least continue the tradition of introducing a still-classified weapon system on screen:

It would be equally on-brand for Bill and Ted to have not actually noticed until well after picking the names.

A trait he certainly shared with George Lucas, considering the line-for-line dialogue lifts from The Dambusters, for example.

And yet, Godzilla got almost exactly as much screentime in the 2014 movie as in the 1954 original.

If it had been Calrissian: A Star Wars Story, I suspect it might have done better, Star Wars fatigue or no.

Don’t get your hopes up or down too far—it’ll be bland and unchallenging like TFA, or for that matter RotJ, because it has to be.

It would have been a poetic, hero’s journey style end to that storyline, which wouldn’t have fit in with any of GRRM’s decisions to create a work which specifically upends all of that stuff.

I will stubbornly refer to the film as Penagglan: Inhuman Kiss, because the Fiend Folio told me to.

That’s because it’s a line from AotC, not this one, but the point remains valid.

He still might technically be in the Watch, but as a ranger like Benjen, who I kind of infer didn’t have a regular report-in schedule.

Where did Dany get that giant-ass House Targaryen sigil banner? It was crazy-quick to get it hung in the smoking ruins of King’s Landing that fast, let alone sewn.

From a larger-story perspective, it’s still this weird little appendix of a movie—Anakin is a McGuffin more than a character, and the primary antagonist and protagonist of the film don’t go on to be in any others (until way after the fact for Maul’s reappearance in the Clone Wars series).

“fact”

The answer is that the blade isn’t cutting him because he’s being stabbed by one of those little quillions that everyone made fun of and that Kyl0 has put to good use in two movies now.

Rey runs from, we think, Kylo Ren in The Rise of Skywalker.

Wait... that’s your suspension of disbelief breaking point?

The show’s in very real danger of Catra, Scorpia, and Entrapta needing a spinoff.

What’s the over/under for the number of times per hour that park staff will be told they don’t need to see any identification?