This used to air on TV every year. Who has distribution rights these days?

I was super excited for this movie right up until the trailer came out.

Of all the crazy fan theories, I did not expect Pink’s ass ship to be the one that we’d see happening.

But she does definitely seem to be operating her by remote control.

Vader, being a dad, is allowed a few dad jokes.

I bounced off hard from the first few episodes of Steven Universe, decided it wasn’t for me, then had to listen to all these people I knew raving about it. I sat down to give it another try (with my wife, who was even less amused than I was, in the room doing other things). 10 episodes in and I couldn’t turn it off.…

It’s a really well-made film, and a very good get with Fillion, but the Uncharteds are already essentially films already. They’re linear plot storytelling specifically engineered to be like an action movie.  What would make them being on the big screen better or even really different?

But, does it, though? The Crewniverse folks seem pretty frustrated with the scheduling as well.

Clearly, Tesla needs a dose of Klaus:

One of these days, we’ll see a movie with alien invaders using weapons more effective than ones we already have. Some day...

Every 3D representation of characters from Steven Universe wind up looking like nightmares.

I think that analogy has a limited lifespan: the Jasperdemption is almost certainly on the way.

We don’t even have to imagine that hard, since we saw the YD lightning effect take her apart.

I’m interested to see how the star looks on Lapis. Will it be bisected by bare midriff like her diamond?

It’s worth pointing out how much this show owes to having cast Zack “Voice of an angel” Callison in the title role.

He’s the only one who’s ever killed a diamond, after all.

I was waiting for it to happen before the credits, during the reprise of “C’mon get happy.” I think they took the easy way out.

The Tales books encapsulated the worst traits of the EU and were exactly the kind of deadwood that needed jettisoning.

It’s a very well-made sequence, and all, but—”epic battle” doesn’t seem like a very Steven Universe way of how things go.

The Big Question: did Mystery Men fail badly enough that we’ll never see Flaming Carrot on a big or small screen?