Yeah, but is it? Really? And not one of Steven’s many weird dream sequences?

Comprehensive list of Disney animated properties that are better in live action:

The “hero terminator” is the albatross around the neck of this franchise.

“Done right” would involve it being animated.

I’m interested to see if that walker is a leftover AT-AP, or some heretofore-unseen heavy weapon variant of the familiar scout walker.

Let us pre-emptively mourn Craig of the Creek before it captures our hearts, then is exiled to twice-a-year bomb releases to make room for more Teen Titans Go marathons.

Garnet’s working really hard on that Unreliable Narrator merit badge.

I can’t apologize for the fanbase in general, but we’ve been starved for actual content so long we’re now basically Ramsey Bolton’s dogs.

I don’t know their motivations, but I agree, fuck those guys.

“Victim” and “villain” are not mutually exclusive terms.

I’m going to guess he meant not “grounded realism,” but “grounded” in the sense that they want the audience to have something to connect to the protagonists with. The game characters were, after all, the villains of the story.

It can be both.

Star Wars is about nothing so much as the inefficient use of technology. It’s the trappings of futurism, but the core functionality of things in the world is the 1940s as viewed from the 1970s.

You’ve promoted yourself to “the fans” now. Interesting.

I never realized I needed a Disney Black Hole and Event Horizon crossover, but now I think I kind of do.

The “we can’t find an actor to fit this extremely specialized role” argument lost a lot of credibility after The Expanse found themselves a Polynesian amazon to play Bobbie Draper.

Nothing about that quote makes me think “this is a bad movie.” Instead it makes me think, “The Guardian employs cynical internet assholes as film critics.”

I’m guessing the Viking landers are super-gone by now.

You will never see your waifu on screen.

The He-Man movie still hasn’t overcome its first obstacle in that it’s a terrible idea. Does no one remember 1987?