“Carcharocles?”

12-year-old me’s initial reaction to The Big Reveal: “Aw man, that’s hokey.”

No, they’re attempting to inflate their pack status by displaying how high their standards are compared to the unwashed masses. Soon they will have access to better food and possible mating opportunities.

Fuel was a plot point in ESB, too.

“All the hints in The Force Awakens” were imagined by fan overanalysis.

Space casinos are boring and soulless? So, they’re just like Earth casinos?

If I had a Ferrari, and needed batteries, I would absolutely do this. While flipping everyone off.

You won’t see Mara Jade on screen, ever.

Did you have to leave the theater while they were explaining the hyperspace tracker Macguffin, maybe? It must have been super confusing when you came back and saw them trying to sneak onto Snoke’s ship.

Counter-example: over Endor, We watch a Y-wing run down a TIE interceptor in a stern chase.

<cackles, adjusts domino mask, and hefts dollar sign bag full of ideas>

I am stealing the shit out of G-0053, and you can’t stop me.

There is no film evidence of Y-wings being either slow or rugged. They’re way more F-105 than A-10.

DICE eventually fixed their broken hitbox, but until that patch came out it was literally a bad use of your time to try to shoot them.

I’m glad to see this is, in fact, happening. And that it looks pretty much the way it should.

“Tan-tuh-vee.” No one ever guesses.

If nothing else, it taught me how to pronounce “Tantive.”

I like Hera’s outfit because she literally gets away with wearing pants on her head.

Reader’s Digest version:

They’re counting his presence in the old novels, in which he was transformed from “a guy who was in the background of the OT” into “ultimate fighter pilot.”