<pours a 40 out for the Vectrex>

Oh, crying out for it for too long:

There are few problems for any TRON-related property that couldn’t be solved with more tanks.

Don’t say that too loud. In this environment, making live-action versions of everything, man, someone’ll try it.

Any BMD system that doesn’t use nukes isn’t serious about the problem. We already built a system that worked (and it came in on time, on budget, and worked better than spec, a trio of results rarely seen in major US weapons development), but we traded it away as a bargaining chip during the Seventies.

Point of order: “you have died of aneurysm despite high-G juice.”

Obligatory:

12000 milliSnokes

We can accept FTL, gravity control, and psychic powers, but a gun that might knock down an opponent with one hit? That’s just crazy.

thing’s you’ll never see again

You say that like topless vacuuming needs justification, or something.

Despite appearances, the technology of Star Wars is still approximately 1977 vintage.

True racing yachtsman style! “If you can’t win on the water, win in the courtroom.”

Fair, though he’ll need an interpreter...

C3PO, as the narrator of the story and the only character allowed to break the fourth wall, is the only one you can’t get rid of.

Naw, I think CeeLo’s on deck to fight Kamen Rider next.

It was made even worse by a prerelease interview with James Doohan, who described the ridges as “a line of warts.”

Ah, flashbacks to 1979, when we all said, “What the fuck is this shit?” when a new version of Klingons was revealed.

FFG’s products all seem determined to act as if there was never any discontinuity between old EU and new.

I dunno--Rebels is great and all, but the puppetry has always been the weakest part of it to me. Nothing seems to have weight and all the characters overemote like they’re in silent movies.