...and people want to know where bullies come from.

Ugh So right. Wasn't Luke Skywalker in that movie?

I misunderstood the 2000 point bit. Thanks for the clarification. Seems kind of arbitrary- 2000? Why not zero? I still disagree with the other driver's continuing in the chase and team racing. Given NASCAR's historic lack of control (or fairness) over the drivers, there is really nothing stopping Boyer or Vickers from…

Amen. For $30 million Mike - if Philbin wants you to be a decoy and give hand jobs to the O-Line all game, you do it and do it with a smile on your face.

Sad news - Manny Diaz lost his UT job.

NASCAR please stop calling it a "playoff". If you are one of the 12 drivers "in the chase", then they should all start next week at zero points. Run 12 races - the guy with the most points wins. ALSO - if you did not make the "chase"/playoffs - you should be done for the rest of the season. There should be only 12…

I like the way CBS has 5 of 6 playing in Texas. Austin seems to be it own pocket of the universe as well as some abandoned farm land between Houston and Austin that has to suffer through the Dolphins game. So odd.

You know who is having a shitty Friday? Danny Trevathan's wannabe agent. I would pay big cash to be sitting next to him last night. In one Joe Flacco throw he went from having a porn star grade erection to feeling his testicles implode 3 seconds later. The complete agony on his face would have been just epic!

Follow up: The Astros should give away beer free to anyone who will show up and watch that shitbucket of a team - not to mention people simply trying to stay alive in that 126 degree greenhouse you call a stadium.(Native Houstonian - reserves the right to bitch about/at them).

This time tomorrow - the Yankees will have the most expensive beer per oz. as they refuse to be outdone by the Redsox.

I had a dream that Tiger was a far better golfer when he was banging an bunch of white girls...or was that real?

After watching this, I am sure Joe Philbin has a woody the size of South Beach. All he needs to do is beat Belichick's shitty defense just 1 time and the Fins are in the playoffs - and he retains his job for the foreseeable future.

Sad news for Kolb - Great news for Sanchez. With Leinart taking snaps, the Jets will now have 2 division wins.

Ahhh...make it stop!

San Antonio will be as profitable as the Galaxy and Sounders Year 1. Easy.

Simple rule change - you hit a guy and he is injured - the player that hit them is also not allowed to play the same amount of time the injured player is on the DL. Unless it is Jay Cutler - it is open season on that asswipe.

Pam should have gone off on her douche cameraman. "Thanks for the heads up, asshole...but you got the footage, right?!?"

1) Suck it Jerry!

*resounding sigh* well finally I have a reason to watch Fox.

...because the Rhinestone crusted Fro pick was not a clue?