It's nice of you to redact Robin Thicke's name.

[Touches envelope to forehead]

Quick Ed note: When the lawyer arrived at the bar, Carson turned to Ed and said "Ed? We're done here, right?" And Ed left right away. God, that's perfect.

Recounting the break-in, and talking about the gun that Carson was carrying, is a shitty move by Bushkin. Everyone has their moments of weakness, but shouldn't they be taken within context instead of spilled out in a tell-all book? It's unfair to think that Johnny Carson's name could now be associated with something…

Gosh, if he truly wanted to know the answer, why didn't he just don a turban and cape and touch his head to the door?

Texans' Worst Defender

From the Buccs to the Vikings or Raiders. Seems like GMs are grading him in the high Cs.

Haha what a wuss letting the crowd get to you!

Next at 11:00, Larry Bird goes to flight school.

So now Bass wants to get comfortable with water once Boston banished Rivers.

This seems fitting. There are, like, a fuck ton of Cassels in England and no one can remember when they were good at their job either.

Like 100 times before last night, I went to the Stadium with my dad to watch the Yanks. I'm 24, so my Yankee fandom essentially began with the 'core four' era back in '95/'96, and my dad was the one to introduce me to the game, the team, and the ballpark (though I suppose that has changed as well). Sharing that moment…

Part of it is in the presentation. Because it's on the NFL Network, it doesn't FEEL like you're watching an important game. It feels like you're watching a second tier ACC game.

If you need help remembering, it was the one where Ty Cobb called Honus Wagner a Krauthead before a steal attempt and Wagner tagged Cobb in the mouth.

The question has finally been answered.
Who will produce more, Andrew Bynum or his dog?

He'll give you four opportunities before tomorrow morning.

Sources identified the choking woman as the starting QB for whatever team you hate.

Damn, that's too bad. When I heard a Lions player was injured after failing to catch something, I'd naturally assumed it was Brandon Pettigrew.

"Paper!"