I always loved, “I’m dating a nice lady who works the ‘unmentionables’ counter at Macy’s.”
Chamomiles Davis
SEPaFan
Methuselah-esque, you might say.
It was a good year to be Rick Moranis, too! He starred (or co-starred) in three of the top 10 grossing movies.
“I AM THE KING!”
“There he goes. One of God’s own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.“—Fellow Colorado hell-raiser Hunter S. Thompson
When you get to Heaven, look for Margo Martindale! She won’t be there, but her films will be!
Plus all those people she killed.
That first moment an “undercover boss” gets to go back to their own office must feel the way it does when I walk into my house after an hour of shoveling snow off the driveway. “Thank God THAT’S over!”
Oh, that’s IT. [lays towel over desk; leaps across desk]
That’s MY desk, you fool!
Get the hell out of my kitchen! Scoot!
Never stopped me! Although I work from home.
Both of my boys listen to Weird Al constantly. And I (probably) had nothing to do with it! I couldn’t be prouder.
How can you tell? He’s seated.
That’s just good parenting right there.
Watching Python in my formative teen-aged years (on PBS) warped my still-evolving sense of humor, and forever altered my attitude towards humanity from one of admiration to mistrust and ridicule.
He meant using a spade to neuter them.
Ah, yes. Came here exactly for that quote.