Agreed. And Jamil’s character is the sort of blithe, name-dropping dilettante that Mr. Burneko so expertly parodied.

I am neither a celebrity nor a politician (you’re welcome), which may have made my decision to disconnect completely from social media that much easier.

The first rule of Masturbation Club is: Don’t talk about Masturbation Club. Well, that and “no eye contact.”

I was bummed out by the loss last night as well. I’m a Phillies fan first and foremost, but the A’s have always been my back-up rooting interest. (Even today they remain Philadelphia’s most successful baseball team.)

I heard his spleen double-dips at parties, even while the other guests are watching.

“...in order to keep up the tradition of firing off a blast for every touchdown.”

[Allen Iverson put hands in pockets, whistles nonchalantly.]

As someone who falls into the #9 height on this list (and barely), I’ve always been jealous of you five-footers who managed to crack double-digits.

Bonus points to the screenwriters if they can figure out a way for Dern to scream at some point, “I WILL NOT *NOT* BE A PALEOBOTANIST!”

I recommend both enthusiastically!

I was thrilled that both Waller-Bridge and Hader get love for their respective series. I watched and thoroughly enjoyed both Fleabag and Barry.

Perhaps it was a gin and tonic?

[Update, 1:04 PM]: They fixed it, the bastards!

[Update, 1:04 PM]: They fixed it, the bastards!

“Action Park: Where Your Childhood Goes To Die!”

The web site for this film is as shoddily built as some of the rides.

OUT INDEFINITELY

“I’ve kicked a lot of balls over the years. I’m not reinventing the wheel.”

“Those who would give up essential Liberty, to purchase a playoff ticket, deserve neither Liberty nor a ticket. Also: WAR DAMN EAGLE.” —Benjamin Franklin

Bunch of nerds! (God, I’m jealous.)