I have never had a broken heart from eating wasabi. In fact, it may have healed one a few times.

Bonus points to the screenwriters if they can figure out a way for Dern to scream at some point, “I WILL NOT *NOT* BE A PALEOBOTANIST!”

I recommend both enthusiastically!

I was thrilled that both Waller-Bridge and Hader get love for their respective series. I watched and thoroughly enjoyed both Fleabag and Barry.

Perhaps it was a gin and tonic?

[Update, 1:04 PM]: They fixed it, the bastards!

[Update, 1:04 PM]: They fixed it, the bastards!

“Action Park: Where Your Childhood Goes To Die!”

The web site for this film is as shoddily built as some of the rides.

OUT INDEFINITELY

“I’ve kicked a lot of balls over the years. I’m not reinventing the wheel.”

“Those who would give up essential Liberty, to purchase a playoff ticket, deserve neither Liberty nor a ticket. Also: WAR DAMN EAGLE.” —Benjamin Franklin

Bunch of nerds! (God, I’m jealous.)

You bastard, you stole my look!

I wonder how Kareem’s sky hook would have looked.

Anish Kapoor, the sculptor behind that big silver bean in Chicago, obtained exclusive rights to the material from Vantablack’s creator Surrey NanoSystems.

+1 pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas

“KEEP THAT MUSIC DOWN! Damn kids.”

It’s the “according to my parents” part that earns this comment a chef’s kiss.

Looks like the 49ers found themselves stuck between a rock and a hard place.