OUT INDEFINITELY

“I’ve kicked a lot of balls over the years. I’m not reinventing the wheel.”

“Those who would give up essential Liberty, to purchase a playoff ticket, deserve neither Liberty nor a ticket. Also: WAR DAMN EAGLE.” —Benjamin Franklin

Bunch of nerds! (God, I’m jealous.)

You bastard, you stole my look!

I wonder how Kareem’s sky hook would have looked.

+1 pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas

“KEEP THAT MUSIC DOWN! Damn kids.”

It’s the “according to my parents” part that earns this comment a chef’s kiss.

Looks like the 49ers found themselves stuck between a rock and a hard place.

More like B.S. Eliot, am I right?

“Reading your work made me feel like a patient etherized upon a table. Best of luck in your future endeavors!”

Now I’m thinking about the horrors of “intergluteal drift.”

I have to say, I respect your choice of screen name!

I’m not sure I’d want to see Intergluteal Cleft opening for anyone.

Sounds like a musical term, doesn’t it?

No doubt the former veep’s spelling skills were atrocious, but your math skills when calculating Mr. Figueroa’s age seem a bit faulty as well! 12 + 27 (years ago) = 39.

Do you know how much that stuff costs in the souvenir shop?

Exhibit #7,432 for why I’ll never start.

I look forward to watching Jackie Earle Haley portray him in “Bangs And Changs: The Mark Davis Story.”