I love this show more than any other. It’s the TV equivalent of comfort food.

“...at the end, Goodell slid across the table a lapel pin in the shape of the NFL’s red, white and blue shield. A decade later, Smith, 55, sees the gesture, ostensibly a welcome to the league, as condescending.”

Until I read this review, I could have sworn the bomb’s voice was Peter Serafinowicz, who would have made a welcome return to the show.

My first thought on seeing Funbeak: “Holy shit! It’s Tom Turkey from Aqua Teen Hunger Force!”

Of all the headlines this site has posted about Magic Johnson stepping down as president of the Lakers, this one is the best.

Jesus. I never thought I say this, but even for a Nazi, that guy’s a real dick.

In addition, the limited technology of early 20th century mass printing meant that primary colors were easier (and probably cheaper) to use.

If I recall correctly, Siegel and Schuster based their Superman design on the look of contemporary circus strongmen, who typically wore unitards and boots to better accentuate their physique. The capes, I would imagine, were strictly for show.

This is much nicer than the last gathering in Charlottesville.

“Come on down, Christ and Moses. Come on down! Come on down. And they’re going to come down. They’re going to come down, and they’re going to make you pay some dues, you people who believe . . .

“Hey, baby. Did you get my litter?

Honorable Mention: Billy Raftery

I know; I’m just trolling my boy up there.

Albert: Congratulations on the Wizards’ new president and General Manager... Sam Hinkie!

Congratulations to you and your fellow Auburn fans! Enjoy — the first time is always the best.

Could be related. I think it was a franchise that started out in San Francisco

Oh, man, the smell of food remnants mixed with hot steam is one I hope never to experience at that level again. Even my own dishwasher causes my nose a brief tinge of olfactory PTSD when I open the door.

And in flood the memories of one of my first teenage occupations.

Lands on the DL after contracting polio, measles, mumps, rubella and smallpox.

“He’s not kidding!” -Leonard Felch